Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
i just pulled my friend into my period cycle and i’m laughing
so hard cause she;s so mad
and i am just
"My hormones are stronger than yours"
She just called me the Alpha female
Imagine your OTP going shopping, and spending a lot of the time taking out the stuff their child keeps placing in the cart.
Rise of the Guardians (2012)
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
Imagine your OTP accidentally and unofficially moving in together. They’re just over so much that things start to migrate over and like years later they realize this. Extra points if they aren’t dating at first.